On Saturday, while I was deciding which kind of cheese I wanted, I heard a man say, "Any day now?" It took me a minute to realize he was talking to me. I look up, in disbelief. I smile as best I can and say, "Um, no. I still have 4 months before I'm due."
He then goes on to tell me that he has 2 kids. Really? Did your wife not teach you to make stupid comments to pregnant women?
He proceeds to tell me about how his kids were born in September and October, and how the summer before his one son was born, there was a heat wave with several days over 100 degrees and his wife was miserable, blah, blah, blah.
Um, yeah. Thanks for sharing. Have a nice day.

